Rocket singh rocks.. :-P

This post is about my recent hilarious experience at the induction ceremony of the organization i joined today. The induction was, as supposed to be, a boring, monotonous activity of signing innumerable documents, with me messaging my home to confirm my mother's birth year and striking and entering the new one again. at the nominees section in the so called bla bla policies..Lol.Anyways, after a round of boring sessions, there was this Bank session, where representatives from various banks arrived and showed how opening account with them was better than other ones.The representative from one of the Banks(Better not name it..:-P) was an interesting one, u guessed right, he was the new age rocket singh.. :-) .I literally noted some interesting bytes of the discussion that he engaged us in.First, he used "Friends, you see" an irritating number of times whenever he fell shrt of words.Second, he said :"other banks offer you vanilla, we offer you chocolate" which was too funny.Third, he kept on arranging his tie for no reason coz nobody botheres enough to notice him much, except me ofcourse,(what to do, i was getting bored with his half audible "friends u see" stuff.) To be frank, i should not be elaborating much as its very normal to be anxious and be short of words at times, happens with all, but i just tend to take up the light hearted funny side and forget the rest, no offences intended. Coming back to rocket singh, he tried his best at making the session interactive by posing questions like " suppose ur mother is abroad, no suppose she is in some other city, how much time it will take to transfer money to her acct with the same bank? " and pat came the answer, "at the instant u do net banking", and he went on to tell about the Mobile banking facility, with GPRS enablement charges and downlaod rates,that was very funny indeed.He commented like this "Friends, it just takes 2 minutes to transfer money through mobile banking, just 2 minutes, very easy" as if advertising for maggi noodles..Lol.. Then, one more scenario followed wherein he explained and almost terrified a girl by asking her "what to do in such bla bla situation" and supported his comment with how his bank does too good than others.Then came the best part, when he asked the question that should have been asked at the start of session "How many of you guys have an account already with my bank?" and most of the hands raised up, and his happiness was described well by his expressions and comment "Oh, Thanks a lot to you all ...!! "..laugh out loud..The satiated and happy expression on his face was innocent and at the same time funny, now that his not so audible, uninteresting, yet well tried of explanation of his banks' benefits found some audience..Lol...
The session ended with few more queries to which he very gently replied by addressing us as Sirs and Mams which was sweet.By the way, Rocket singh rocked or not, will depend on how many will use the same account as the salary account...But surely, he made us laugh!!